1. I am not your girlfriend, boyfriend, father or mother. If I missed your calls I missed your calls deliberately, so don't try to call back every half hour.
2. Just in case you don't know, well I don't supposed you do, I work the night shift, i.e I need to sleep during the day, so don't go round trying to call me in the morning when I was about to slip into a slumber, or afternoon when I was in deep sleep, or any other minute of the day for that matter.
3. Please keep using private numbers because I now barred annonymous calls.
4. If I rejected your offer, please don't ask me why.
5. And if I rejected your offer again, please don't tell me how good your product is because that is not the point.
6. And if I rejected your offer politely, you are lucky. But God knows when you will be out of luck. Maybe the next phone call to me.
7. And hello dear telemarketer, please don't ask if I have a minute to listen to your crap because I will surely say NO!
8. If I answered your call in silence, please don't try to do the same. It will only irate me even more.
9. If you can't get through my handphone, please don't bother to call my house phone.
10. And certainly not the last point, if you decided to call me again and again after so many missed calls, please be prepared to be hollered at, by me.
All these crap calls. Who wouldn't be pissed? And God knows where did they get my number from!
"I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. "
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