1. Nite - Sleep with air-con; Day - Bathe with heater on (That's me!)
2. Day - Cannot Wake up; Nite - Cannot Sleep (That's me now!)
3. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland Chinese (My chinese is good enough, no need translation)
4. Smell Of rubbish besides letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox
5. Spore Chinese use different languages other then Chinese to communicate. (Hahaha, Singaporeans like to show off their linguistic abilities mah)
6. Sporean never like to vote, but like to complain (They hum-chee mah)
7. There are quite a number of rich/poor in spore - They have Car, Credit Card, CPF but no Cash and is liable to lots of loans
8. There are quite a few high-tech barbaric Singaporeans - they know how to use state-of-the art equipment, 3g mobile phone and powerful computers but they dunno how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet (*nodding head vigorously)
10. Half Sporeans rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half busy killing stray cats
11. Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot buy?? (Restricted to buying) (I think it's for the better of all mankind to ban chewing gum)
12. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke (Heng ah not my problem)
13. Private Cars - Cheaper and Cheaper to buy, harder and harder to Maintain
14. Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus, Second section is for Carrying Ghost (*nodding head so vigorously that it almost dropped)
15. Education - Teachers teaching Less but expects students to learn More (Well, is it the teachers or parents expecting more?)
I like to thank whoever came up with the "truths", good job, well done. You've done Singaporeans "proud".
"Well, you gotta learn to laugh at yourself first!"
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